Archive for June 12th, 2013

Rear-ended.

Wednesday, June 12th, 2013

Rear-ended by a Drunken Driver in Guatemala City.
After recovering from the jolt, we approach the window of the Drunken Driver.
D. Driver: Please don’t call the cops. We can solve this here.
He reaches for a satchel bag.
D. Driver: Look, I can pay you with telling you your future.
He produces a Deck of Tarot Cards.
See! I can read you your future. I see in few years you’ll have love issues… He states.
Don’t you know who I am!? I’m a Eucharistic Minister!
Later: I’m also a Layer.
And Later: I’m “Ministro de Gobernacion”, something like Minister of the Interior, He exclaims.

Rear-ended